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Not Turning Water Into Baja Blast For You
Also known as please J-man
A two-panel style meme on a white background. Left shows an illustrated bearded man resembling Jesus with text beneath it: "no, I am not turning water into Baja Blast for you." Right shows a black-and-white sketch of an older bearded man with the word "please" above it and "J-man" to the right/below.
Use this when
- –someone asks you to do something miraculous or unrealistic for them and you reply by refusing like this text,
- –you get asked to “fix it” instantly for a friend using an over-the-top comparison to Jesus turning water into a drink
- –posting after someone keeps making unreasonable requests in chat like they’re entitled to special treatment
- –replying when someone calls you out for not doing what they want after you already said no
- –making a sarcastic religious-themed dunk when someone says “please” and expects a favor
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