Thank You for Saving Free Speech
Use when someone posts about getting banned on x (twitter) for “free speech” and you respond by pointing out the hypocrisy
ChadStash
Describe the situation. Get the chad that fits it.
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I Am Christian Weston…
Use when someone online claims they are a real person or the creator of a franchise and you post this to call it out
Freedom Over Safety (Yes.)
Use when replying "yes" to someone arguing that personal freedoms matter more than safety rules
Wise Men Luxury vs Simplicity Quote
Use when posting this when someone flexes wealth and you want to push back that happiness is not in luxury
Inappropriate Bizarre Laughter Response
Use when replying to a person who claims they’re struggling and you answer with mockery instead of help
“How Do I Respond to This Text?” Panic No Clue
Use when you send a message and the other person replies late so you overthink what they mean and how to respond next
Not Turning Water Into Baja Blast For You
Use when someone asks you to do something miraculous or unrealistic for them and you reply by refusing like this text,
Time Machine Granddaughter vs Rhino Push
Use when replying when someone claims your plan is too extreme and you show what you’d actually do with a time machine
3D Print Random Filament / Missing Text
Use when printing something complicated and still blaming the printer when the result is wrong after you gave it bad/extra random input like filament or settings
Garbage Lid Protects You
Use when someone asks an annoying question about why people in your group live longer and you respond with this “huh, weird” style refusal
No to Insect Food
Use when someone proposes eating insects like crickets for sustainability and you respond by posting a flat rejection
Virgin Real Life vs Chad Cartoon Electrocution
Use when posting a “real life vs cartoon rules” comparison when someone insists physics works one way but your meme uses cartoon logic instead
American China Warming Brief (Wormongers vs Battlefield)
Use when posting when people accuse your country of being the real warmonger and you flip it back with a “nooo you’re the evil warmongers” retort
Girls vs Boys Watching Star Wars
Use when posting when friends disagree on how to roleplay a franchise by assigning characters differently
Jeets Suspension Appeal Copy-Paste
Use when posting in group chat/social media to ask someone to review or overturn a suspension or ban
Lock Up Some Profits
Use when someone in your trading chat says to sell to take profits and you want to argue against it
American Stereotypes In Other Countries vs In Japan
Use when posting a comparison when someone stereotypes americans as fat/ugly while you point out how they’re idealized elsewhere
I Cannot be Bought (Based)
Use when someone tries to bribe or pressure you to change your stance and you respond that you cannot be bought
Children Blessing vs 'Families Now'
Use when posting a response when someone says having kids is only for lineage or labor and you disagree with the 'children are a blessing' framing
Join Me Crusade
Use when someone at work tries to convince the team to join an urgent project and everyone immediately agrees
Young Alcaraz vs Older You
Use when posting after you check your old goals and realize your current plan is way smaller, like swapping career milestones for drinking 5 beers before noon
I Am Literally Just a Decentralized Database of Transactions
Use when replying to someone explaining blockchain like you didn’t already know how the blocks and hashes work
Do You Like Pink Floyd?
Use when a friend tries to bait you into defending your music preference and you just confirm you like it
Soy Is Good For You vs Meat Is Murder, No.
Use when someone posts “soy is good for you” and you reply that meat isn’t something they get to lecture you about
Target Demographics Cartoons Aren't For You
Use when someone posts a critique of a show and you reply that you’re not the target demographic for it
Thanos Snaps (Girls vs Boys)
Use when posting when a game or story has a selective deletion/"snap" outcome and you want to joke that the boys got hit for watching bad stuff
Cute Gothic Tomboy Steals the Chad
Use when someone tells you that you can’t pull off a goth/alt look without proving you’re “allowed,” and you post this as a rebuttal
L Mindset vs W Mindset (Society Problems)
Use when posting a rebuttal when someone blames all their problems on society instead of taking responsibility
Chads In Me X-Ray Flex
Use when posting an x-ray-style flex that you have chad energy inside you after someone challenges your credibility
2023 Christianity Isn’t Relevant (Christmas Chat)
Use when someone says 'christianity is irrelevant' and you reply using the year number to challenge them
Virgin Seto Kaiba vs Chad Joey Wheeler
Use when posting a side-by-side comparison of someone toxic who talks down to others versus you/your side handling duels with better sportsmanship
Parents At Age 26 vs Me At Age 31 (Air Fryer)
Use when posting when your parents keep pushing for another kid and you respond that you’re choosing an air fryer instead
Nude Beach Forgetting Clothes
Use when someone judges you for being prepared at the wrong moment while you’re actually the one who followed the rules
Boys Friend Circle vs Girls Friend Circle
Use when posting a meme when your guy friends spend the group chat arguing about trucks trains dogs and plants instead of making plans together
Fish Keeper Supplies vs Dying Guy
Use when posting when someone says they’re dying soon and you respond by listing all the exact supplies they need
Servers Help Dishwashers
Use when a server volunteers to help another server and then the dishwasher ends up doing the extra work
Chad Soon vs Yes
Use when someone says "the chad era is coming" and you reply with "yes" when it finally happens
Time Machine Gender Roast
Use when posting a comparison when one gender is treated as dramatic or entitled while the other is treated as reassuring in a situation like this empire/fate scenario
Have You Considered Giving 100% of Your Income to Israel?
Use when someone says they can't afford something and you respond by demanding they fully fund a political cause instead
Middle School vs High School vs University vs Work: Plagiarism
Use when someone says you plagiarized their code and you respond by pointing out that work/professional settings reward taking credit anyway
“I’m a cat and I’m blue” Toshi Edit
Use when replying to someone who keeps trying to label you as something else and you double down with your own “ultimate narrative”
Impossible Doubt Rehab Motivation
Use when someone says you keep failing at a goal and you respond by telling them to attempt something impossible instead
Pride One of the 7 Deadly Sins
Use when posting when someone asks you why you think you’re superior and you answer with pride being “one of the seven deadly sins”
Rent vs Earnings Retort
Use when someone blames you for not succeeding and you post a chart showing rent rising faster than wages over time
Trump Never Gives Up
Use when posting after someone says you should quit a political fight you’re having and you reply with “because he never did” logic
The Chad Groom
Use when posting when a haircut appointment turns into awkward silence and you cannot talk to the barber
No News on BoTW2 / 3D Mario Remasters Scam Panic
Use when two gamers arguing about Nintendo news and you post that neither of them is getting a game anytime soon
Star Wars Canon vs Legends Fans
Use when arguing in a fandom thread about who the strongest character is and getting hit with “no, not that one” responses